Gifts for the Person Who Lives With All of This

Every member of the 3 A.M. Yacht Club has somebody at home who has signed for a delivery they did not order.
That person deserves something. Here’s what Bear suggests.
- I Do Crazy Shit on a Schedule Tee: they’re on the schedule too.
- Mood Unknown Garden Flag: outsources the warning to the front yard.
- I Came for Milk Tote: for the person who now does the milk run.
- Put It Down No Boats Coaster: a gentle policy statement.
- My Human Is Having a Day Dog Bandana: the dog speaks for the whole house.
Also, say thank you out loud. It’s free, it ships today and it fits everyone.