My Week, by Bear

Bear has been asked to keep a calendar. Bear has kept a calendar.

• Monday: Genius. Solved traffic.
• Tuesday: Genius. Traffic again, but bigger.
• Wednesday: Who am I.
• Thursday: Bed.
• Friday: Bed. Ate a cracker. Called it brunch.
• Saturday: Boat.
• Sunday: Apologies, with muffins.

This schedule is now available as a mug, a tee and a warning to others.